Fucked by the employment gods - I'm convinced

I'm convinced that I did something in a previous life that warrants some type of punishment while I'm at work. I have been stalked and/or sexually harassed by someone at least 5 times at work over the last 10 years. One was a minister...she was married. She was having sexual dreams about me and was ready to jump me at work. I was sooooo uncomfortable with that for a few reasons. Number one was reason was a toss up between her being a minister and also because she was married. Oh and possibly the girl part but not totally. Meh...I'm sexually weird...

Second, there was the guy who kept grabbing my ass and kissing me in the elevator at a different job. He and this one chick got into an argument over me. It was a bit flattering but weird that I had a guy and a girl arguing over me. It was just as deflating to have them each say that the other can have me after the fight was over (and I never belonged to either of them!).

At the last place I was employed, I had a girl grab my ass and tell me how soft it is. She thought it was funny that I mentioned how she could be fired for sexual harassment - she laughed in my face and I was a supervisor. Bitch. There was an incident of being "watched" by someone outside of work here as well but I won't go into that. It actually ruined what used to be a great friendship. *sigh*

Lastly, at my current place of employment there is yet another minister stalking me. This one is male. He pulled a bait and switch type of operation on me though. I really thought that he was interested in my friend so I payed him absolutely no attention when everything was going down. He came over to our table at lunch/break whatever it was and introduced himself. I'm usually kinda dry and standoffish in those situations anyway. We did the polite thing and gave our names as well. Fatal flaw: he saw my badge. So he looked me up in the global directory and began emailing me at work. It started out as chit chat and progressed to more flirty stuff. I basically told him that I wasn't comfortable with his behavior and that he should only email me about work related things. He agreed. I was thinking that I was in the clear. Boy, was I wrong. So now this bastard finds me on Facebook and starts emailing me on there! FML with a jack hammer! He even started coming to my desk and gave me his number at least 3 times, which I never used and don't have to this day. He emailed me for couple of months, but I somehow convinced him that I'm dating an insanely jealous lunatic that doesn't take kindly to his advances. Thankfully, the emails stopped. Unfortunately, he still finds a way to go out of his way to visit my area or be near me in the break room. Damn my past life's transgressions. Better yet, fuck my previous life's transgressions. I mean, how can something I don't know that I did in a past life that I don't know that i lived be fucking up my present life! FUCK! LOL.

Sincerely,

Convinced