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Friday, February 25, 2011
Burning and leaking
So I think that I forgot to add this lil update due to all the Valentine's Day stuff and other commotion in my life... Well, this is part of the commotion. So the weekend before Valentine's Day, I was intimate with the booski and stuff was all good and whatnot... I began to feel a lil tingling in my dingaling around Monday. I really didn't think much of it but then it began to burn. I know what you're thinking! It never once crossed my mind. Ok, maybe it crossed my mind a few times, but seriously, I thought it was the UTI coming back or the lube we used. We used condoms so I really didn't think there was a chance that I'd caught something (although they aren't 100%). I end up back at the doctor, but thank God I was the only person there when I arrived so I got to the back rather quickly. Turns out I had an allergic reaction to the lube. So to all the bitches that was hoping my forest had a fire, so sorry. Lindsey Lohan is the only fire crotch at my house. Actually, I don't own any of her movies so... No need to call the fire department. And no, I'm not saying that she has an std. Fire crotch = red head. Enjoy the weekend!
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I gasped when I read that title lol. Glad ur ok boo.
ReplyDeletelmao @ the gasp
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