Pimpin in hard times

Since the gas prices are a million dollars now I've devised a plan to whore out one of my best friends. Hey, I need money so it's whatever. I've told her about it and plan to give her a cut of the money. At first I was going to do it myself but I figure that we can make more money if I use her. I have a list of good reasons as to why she'd be a better hooker than I would.

1. She's female.

2. She's soft.

3. More holes. Sometimes guys want options. I only have two. She has three. We can charge more.

4. She's light skinned and I figure that we can use her more markets. We can make her look racially ambiguous. I can probably only pass for a couple of things: black and African-American.

5. She has more experience and she's a freak.

6. See our picture below. See? If you were a loser who couldn't get no pussy you'd probably pay for that. Just kidding. This is all in fun! (Unless she's gonna do it). Happy Saturday everyone.

Edit: Kendal will be the next friend I whore out even though he's male...