fantasy life

dreamworld tourism is highly encouraged...permanent residency? not so much... you're a wonderful distraction from reality that i'd like to make a permanent good or bad habit. Oh and I just added the picture cause it's hot. *shrugs*

random insomniac thoughts

I don't do Xbox or play so I don't want u back...180 on that ass bitch, cut u in half...about face like soldiers...u just a baby, sippy cup like Folgers...I may wanna beat but I won't play your game...skeet you, delete you - lame...got more brothers at me than million man march...u a barbie girl...get yo nails done or eyebrows arched


lack of sleep has turned my brain to mush...ignore me today

Chicken Bones & Toilet Bowls

Yes, Batman, you read that correctly. Holy chicken bones and toilet bowls! You may be wondering why in the hell those two things would be in the same sentence and I can assure you that when it was presented to me, I was just as perplexed. One of my coworkers told me that he walked into one of our restroom stalls to take a piss, looked down and saw chicken bones in the toilet. I just do not understand this type of fuckery. There are a few elements to it. 1: You have a person who is special enough to bring food into a restroom - and eat it. 2: Special person ate the chicken and then tried to dispose of the bones by flushing them. 3: Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he person didn't go into the bathroom to eat the chicken... He just wanted to throw the bones away... Umm... there's a trash receptacle near the door! Furthermore, he tried to flush the bones, but what happened to the box that the chicken came in?? I'm sorry. I'm over thinking this as I do everything. I just can't understand... And I'm pretty sure that I'm missing an element or two here but what I've ruminated on is already too much for my poor soul to bear. This is almost as bad as Montana Fishburne's reasoning behind doing porn to further her acting career, even though Laurence Fishburne is her dad. WTF? Her mother should have have swallowed and the toilet eater's mom should have too.

Nice guys

Sorry, but I'm random today...


Lesson 2 - Just because someone has a nice conversation with you and he is affable, it doesn't mean that he's interested in dating you. He may just be a nice guy. 

The Ask Once Rule

The Ask Once Rule: If you have to ask someone to do an activity with you more than once, they're really just not that into you. Even if we dislike certain things, sometimes we like the person that much more that we'd make the sacrifice. If not, find someone cuter and smarter.

Sexy weekend, stupid week

A week ago I met someone face to face that I've been chatting with online and on the phone. He's a lot of what I actually like in a partner... sexy, intelligent, cultured, freaky, talented, sweet, funny, passionate... I could go on and on. We had a great time together and I honestly didn't want it to end. Unfortunately for me, he lives out of town. I'm not sure when or if I'll see him again but I'd certainly like to. I know that I could fall for him easily if we were around each other regularly. Just his touch stimulated every nerve ending in my body.

Since my great weekend, everything has been kinda shitty. My shoulder has been hurting for a week (no clue why) and my job and coworkers have both been getting on my nerves. I had a lead rep at my desk to assist with something and he began to check my email. Yes, you read that right. I asked, "Why are you checking my email?" His response, "Because I'm nosy," was followed by a goofy laugh that made me want to gut him like a fish. He was the first dumb fuck in the office that I had to deal with yesterday. I told my supervisor and everyone else that he's not to be back at my desk..I may throw acid in his face if is. The second bitch apparently has a listening problem. He came over to my area to ask a different lead rep for some assistance that really only a full supervisor could provide. Since he was in the area and I needed to speak with his supervisor, I asked if she was gone for the day. He replied that if she was at her desk, he wouldn't have come to my neighbor's desk for assistance. Wrong answer homeboy. So now I have the fuck you face on... I said, "If you had been listening, you would have heard me ask if she's gone for the day, not if she's at her desk. I know that she's not there because I've been over there to ask her a question." His response was, "Oh," and a blank stare. Judge Judy is right. God gave us one mouth and two ears for a reason - so we can speak once and listen twice. If I have to repeat myself to one more stupid motherfucker at work, I'm probably going to go off. Please pray for me that I keep my job. I do not want to turn to doing porn/escort/prostitution (all the same shit really) or pole dancing. I don't think that I'd be good at any of them, but with this economy I can't rule them out. I don't need any more strikes against me with God so if you know of any wholesome, Christian jobs that are hiring, put in a word for me and don't tell them of how I seduce all the men at my jobs into stalking me...

#FutureLove

You've got me wondering what you look like... Your scent... How you taste... I can imagine the way you'd say my name as we greet each other. I'm trying to figure out your interests and desires... What turns you on? Does your walk have a quick cadence or do you walk like a pimp? What's your fashion sense? You've got me wondering about you, Future Love. What's your name? Can I get your number? Do you like to text? Sext? I hope you're not sending these pictures to everyone, Future Love. What do you like? Do you prefer to cook a meal together at home or would you rather dine out? Are you a picky eater? I am. I bet you're a bit spontaneous and adventurous. Me? Oh, I'm a bit shy and conservative until you get to know me. I like all kinds of movies but comedies most. What about you? Would you hold me at night when I'm feeling lonely, Future Love? Are you patient? Are you kind? Do you have any talents? Better yet, tell me your flaws first so that I know upfront how hard of a fight I have. I'm a realist but I'm also a romantic. Do you need a lot of attention? I do at times... Not groupie love, but Future Love. Not Future Whore (be it online or real life), not Future Liar, not Future Fuck, not Future Game Player, not Future I Only Want You When I Need Something, not Future Drug Addicted Trying To Use Somebody... Future Love who are you? Is it possible that you're already part of my present? I have so much to tell you and so much to ask but I'll save it for our future, Love.