Sexy weekend, stupid week

A week ago I met someone face to face that I've been chatting with online and on the phone. He's a lot of what I actually like in a partner... sexy, intelligent, cultured, freaky, talented, sweet, funny, passionate... I could go on and on. We had a great time together and I honestly didn't want it to end. Unfortunately for me, he lives out of town. I'm not sure when or if I'll see him again but I'd certainly like to. I know that I could fall for him easily if we were around each other regularly. Just his touch stimulated every nerve ending in my body.

Since my great weekend, everything has been kinda shitty. My shoulder has been hurting for a week (no clue why) and my job and coworkers have both been getting on my nerves. I had a lead rep at my desk to assist with something and he began to check my email. Yes, you read that right. I asked, "Why are you checking my email?" His response, "Because I'm nosy," was followed by a goofy laugh that made me want to gut him like a fish. He was the first dumb fuck in the office that I had to deal with yesterday. I told my supervisor and everyone else that he's not to be back at my desk..I may throw acid in his face if is. The second bitch apparently has a listening problem. He came over to my area to ask a different lead rep for some assistance that really only a full supervisor could provide. Since he was in the area and I needed to speak with his supervisor, I asked if she was gone for the day. He replied that if she was at her desk, he wouldn't have come to my neighbor's desk for assistance. Wrong answer homeboy. So now I have the fuck you face on... I said, "If you had been listening, you would have heard me ask if she's gone for the day, not if she's at her desk. I know that she's not there because I've been over there to ask her a question." His response was, "Oh," and a blank stare. Judge Judy is right. God gave us one mouth and two ears for a reason - so we can speak once and listen twice. If I have to repeat myself to one more stupid motherfucker at work, I'm probably going to go off. Please pray for me that I keep my job. I do not want to turn to doing porn/escort/prostitution (all the same shit really) or pole dancing. I don't think that I'd be good at any of them, but with this economy I can't rule them out. I don't need any more strikes against me with God so if you know of any wholesome, Christian jobs that are hiring, put in a word for me and don't tell them of how I seduce all the men at my jobs into stalking me...