The Latest, Greatest and Lamest. SMH

So lemme tell you about these DL men. I was chatting with a guy on the gay web and he said he's DL. You know the type...too DL to have pictures or tell you his real name or even be around the gays - yet they wanna fuck. *side eye* I honestly didn't think anything was going to happen other than conversation so when he asked for my number, I obliged. Dude starts texting me and the conversation is ok. He's in grad school, from out of town blah, blah, blah... Then he starts sending me pictures. Or pretending to anyway. I get about 4 or 5 "pictures" from him that I can't download, yet I'm receiving pictures AND video from everyone else without a problem. And the pictures that he was sending me were supposedly of his dick. Really? Is that supposed to impress me? Eventually he calls me and starts to speak of this "arrangement" that he wants me to participate in. So he wants us to be regular sex partners without a relationship or whatever and he's also going to be sleeping with women on the side too. I was like hold up... Oh so he corrected me by saying there would only be one woman he's sleeping with and I'd be the only man he's sleeping with. Dude, say what now? I tell him that this type of arrangement wouldn't work for me but I do appreciate his honesty. Most of these guys don't even tell you so that you can make an informed decision about whether to take that chance or not. I commend him for that. It just doesn't work for me. However, I do wonder if this poor woman was informed. I know what he's telling me, but was she given the rundown as well? Most likely, no. And if she's a black woman, hell no. Why put myself in a situation where I can possibly catch feelings and become jealous? I already know that it would end badly. I've already told him several times that it just wouldn't work. He keeps stressing how good his sex is as if that's my focus. It isn't hard form me to get sex if that's what I want! He wanted to come meet me but I'll pass on that shitty deal. I'd rather be alone that to be a part of that unholy threesome. He can burn with someone else. "All the bullshit is for the birds... You aint nothing but a vulture. Deuces."

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