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Thursday, September 16, 2010
Divine Intervention?
My first call of the day at work today was with a very nice and talkative minister. He wanted to cancel but I talked him into getting a better plan than he had. We were talking for 30 minutes and I've never had a conversation that long with a customer. He began to tell me about his oldest son who is 35 and the product of a previous relationship. They only recently reconnected in the past couple of years and get along great. His son was previously married but recently came to terms being homosexual. Mr. Minister says he's completely fine with his son's sexuality and loves him dearly. I'm thinking wow...that's pretty progressive. He even acknowledges how strange it may seem that he would be so accepting of his son's sexuality. Apparently, the son is the only person who really had a hard time accepting it. So Mr. Minister goes on and on about how great his son is and he states, "I don't know why I'm telling you all this," and proceeds to gush even more about his amazing offspring. So Super Son has a $14k watch that the father admired. Son offers watch to father. Father declines... Son then buys father a new watch while in Manila. Yes, that's right. Manila, Philippines. Not only did he buy a watch for his father, but he bought one for his brother and bought Coach purses for his step mother. WTF?? The son really seems amazing from all I heard. He's written a book and has a great job...he's a body builder and the model for the book cover. I was provided with the title and website for the book. Son is kinda sexy... I felt like Mr. Minister was trying to hook me up with his son! I just hate that it was all recorded. I hope that this call wasn't monitored. I don't want anyone to know that the minister is whoring his gay son out to me. Nor do I want anyone to realize that I actually wrote that information down and intend to use it. I mean, God blessed me...shouldn't I just accept His blessings and give thanks? I think that's the Christian way. Hallelujah!
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Uh oh!!! You better get that man so you and your friend "me" can get us some pricey gifts. Lol but nah for real you should try and holla. U need an older man. lol
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