Good Gay Gone Bad

Well, it seems that I may have a touch of clairvoyance... Maybe it's my Louisiana roots or something? I've been hinting at certain sexual situations possibly happening, but never was I seriously considering them. At least not the threesome shit. I do not like to share in bed and I'm extremely territorial and jealous. So last night I hit up the spot with my faithful homies Rita and Jasper and I invited a friend to come who said that he'd bring his coworker. A few of my coworkers also stated an interest in my weekend plans, but the hoes didn't show up so whatever. Fuck em. I invited the ex and his boo, but unfortunately, there wasn't room and they left. I was disappointed in that being that it was the newbie's birthday but they made out just fine. So it was the five of us there and we got blitzed. Three fifths of the table are gay(ish). Well, it may have been a higher percentage, but I'm not allowed to say anything so I'll let you speculate as to whether Rita has been playing in the lady pond or if Jasper is down with the moustache clique. My friend's coworker is kinda cute and around my age so we began flirting before we were boozing, thank you very much. Judgmental hoes. At some point, he began feeding me from his plate and rubbing my right thigh and butt cheek. It was a bit exhilarating. Cute, new guy flirting with you... Who wouldn't like that? The new guy is a Spanish teacher and he starts speaking to me in en espanol about wanting a kiss. I translate for my friend and he says something that I flip into him wanting a 3 way kiss. I couldn't have created the foreshadowing of last night's fuckery in my previous entries if I'd tried, but I swear this shit isn't made up. I'm not that creative. Let's fast forward... I'm rushing things along because I didn't eat my food last night and I'm hungover today. This is such a rarity for me and I don't deal well with it at all. At the end of the night, or what I thought was going to be the end of the night, we end up at amigo's truck and the 3 way kissing begins. It progresses into the truck and we all end up on the back seat kissing, groping, biting, moaning and sucking. I'm going to leave some things to the imagination, but I will say that body parts appeared but no one got to the center of the tootsie pop or the creamy Twinkie filling. Does this count as a threesome? I don't know but either way, this good gay went rogue. I need to get a big ghetto chain with GGGB on it. Dope shit.