Last night...

Long time no blog, I know. Sue me. Y'all don't pay me so I blog on my time. Yes, rude I know...but it's a gift and a curse.

Some of you know that I had an incident with my mailbox keys at my apartment complex. Brief synopsis: The bitches changed my mailbox locks and keys by mistake. It took me two weeks to get that resolved. Well there's a guy named Erand that works in the leasing office after hours who helped me get my keys. I was stopping by that office every day after work for 2 weeks! The night that I got the keys, he pretended that they still didn't have the keys. I said you have to be kidding me! I'm going to have to do this again on Monday?? I was freaking out and annoyed. He started laughing and said I'm just playing, I have your keys. I wanted to smack the shit out of him and hug him at the same time. I guess you could say that we'd had some flirty moments, but initially I wasn't sure if he is part of the Reading Rainbow or not. I found him attractive either way. He's about 6'2", dark skinned, basketball player build... I think the first time I met him I said to myself he was cute but he had on this aftershave that made me want to vomit. So anyway, after getting my keys we talked for about 20 minutes and he took my number and said he'd text me. We've been texting back and forth for about 2 weeks or maybe a little more but it's usually just small talk. He says stuff like "Sup bruh" so I wasn't sure how to read him. Last night, I was out with my bestie "Rita" and he began texting me that he was trying to find some liquor or a way to get some. I figured he was having car problems and offered to take him since he'd been helpful to me. He ended up telling me that his mom bought him a 6 pack of Smirnoff and some Patron. So the drunk texts begin. "What you doin bruh?"... "I'm hot"... I say turn on the fan or a/c. He then explains that he was horny and says, "Well talk to your friend. I'm gone find somebody to suck on this dick." Being the generous person that I am, I offer my assistance. Taking a cue from another friend, I decided to try something different. *shrugs* Erand's dick is huge. No lie. It wasn't hard and it looked like it was all folded up or something. Well, I did the dirty deed...he did me too...I'm not going to get too graphic, but I was pleased. Twice. I honestly thought he was gonna be an asshole and I wouldn't see him again or want to. Now I'm not so sure. Pros: He's in my apt complex, single, good looking, says he wants a relationship, got his own place and car... Cons: He's 22, has a bad attitude (that he's working on), possibly DL. He's texting me now. I'll keep you abreast of any major developments. It makes me think of the song below (download link included):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmz2KVMuABo

http://hulkshare.com/q58wkb2y651z